What's that? You are not a good bowler?

Welcome to the club. Everyone loves bowling, despite the fact the pretty much all of us suck at it. The Big Turkey runs premium bowling leagues for bowlers with non-premium scores - just come out, roll a few, and have a beer or 3 with your friends. Break 100? Bonus. For those few prodigies that do roll with us - we cap scores at 205, so they can't throw their weight around too much in the team format.

Gutter Slutz takes the Championship Bowling Pin!

Undefeated Danglers' record gets Modified... A fight to the last seven pins

Last night's Big Turkey Playoffs did nothing to disappoint the spectator. The top four teams finished the night within 16 pins of each other- Outstanding! The Bowlrack Obamas fought gallantly for their piece of the Turkey. With four bowlers and no room for error, they nearly secured a third place victory against the Happy Hookers. The Championship game, accused of being "nauseatingly close", was a sight to behold as well. As the Dangling Modifiers (in their crisp new shirts) were busy damning their depleted solo cup of tequila, th G. Slutz pull ahead, seven fated pins, for the win. Gutter Slutz are the Victorious Ones!!!

POTW: buck janasak

THE Pinheads- Indy #2

Buck and his team bowled an astounding amount of No-Taps to secure their No-Tap Victory. Nineteen No-Tap Coupons!! No one can tap (or top) that. Great work all season!