Bowling Schedule

PDX Winter Big Turkey Bowling Tuesdays 7pm

Tuesday, January 23

POTW: JenE Williams
Ass Kikn Drunks
There is nothing 'Crappy' about rolling a 147 after 7 months out of the league. That is just what Jene (Jenny) did on in her first game since spring league. Don't let her "Crappy" nickname fool you, she rolled lights out for the high score on her team and a 4-0 win on opening night.
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xXx The Big Turkey xXx
POTW: JenE Williams
Ass Kikn Drunks
There is nothing 'Crappy' about rolling a 147 after 7 months out of the league. That is just what Jene (Jenny) did on in her first game since spring league. Don't let her "Crappy" nickname fool you, she rolled lights out for the high score on her team and a 4-0 win on opening night.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 1 and 2
  Ass Kikn Drunks [4]
vs
  Up Your Alley [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 3 and 4
  Spare Me [0]
vs
  Bourbon Crew [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 5 and 6
  Balls Deep in the Gutter Punks [4]
vs
  After School Special - Indy #1 [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  Low Ballers - Indy #2 [0]
vs
  Pin Pals - Indy #3 [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  Gutterballs [4]
vs
  I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter! [0]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Tuesday, January 30

POTW: The Whole Damn Team
Pin Pals - Indy #3
We'll they've done it. The indy team formerly known as Indy #3 took down the mighty Bourbon Crew. Behind a ridiculous game from Jimmy and Katie's 149 and 139 the Pin Pals send the Bourbon Crew home with zero points on the night. Just to give it some perspective, The BC has never left a Tuesday night with less than 3 points let alone 0. This Turkey is not crowning a new champ yet though - we have 4 weeks left and we all know that these two could meet again in the playoffs.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 1 and 2
  Pin Pals - Indy #3 [4]
vs
  Bourbon Crew [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 3 and 4
  Spare Me [3]
vs
  Balls Deep in the Gutter Punks [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 5 and 6
  Gutterballs [1]
vs
  Ass Kikn Drunks [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter! [3]
vs
  Low Ballers - Indy #2 [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  After School Special - Indy #1 [3]
vs
  Up Your Alley [1]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Tuesday, February 6

POTW: Brady Henderson
Low Ballers - Indy #2
Although next week is TV show night - it was a 'Very Brady' Tuesday this week at Hollywood Bowl. Not only did Brady anchor the team, they learned a valuable lesson. When you score more points than your opponents, you get points, and move up the standings. So even though Brady does not have 8 half siblings to tattle tell on him - let this serve the same purpose... "MOM BRADY ROLLED A 199 and LED HIS TEAM TEAM TO THEIR FIRST VICTORY OF THE SEASON!"
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xXx The Big Turkey xXx
  7:00 PM
Lanes 1 and 2
  Low Ballers - Indy #2 [3]
vs
  After School Special - Indy #1 [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 3 and 4
  I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter! [4]
vs
  Up Your Alley [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 5 and 6
  Bourbon Crew [0]
vs
  Gutterballs [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  Ass Kikn Drunks [0]
vs
  Balls Deep in the Gutter Punks [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  Spare Me [3]
vs
  Pin Pals - Indy #3 [1]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Tuesday, February 13

POTW: Jessica Kaplan
Low Ballers - Indy #2
In the first game of the night Tuesday, Jessica rolled her first and second ever strikes and finished with an 87! While 87 may not seem that impressive, maybe it would help to say Jessica's first game of the season was a 27! And how do you follow up a 60 point increase? In the 2nd game of the night she rolled 2 more strike while finishing with an even higher score, an 89! Way to go Jessica!
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xXx The Big Turkey xXx

  7:00 PM
Lanes 1 and 2
  Bourbon Crew [4]
vs
  Balls Deep in the Gutter Punks [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 3 and 4
  Pin Pals - Indy #3 [1]
vs
  Gutterballs [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 5 and 6
  Spare Me [4]
vs
  After School Special - Indy #1 [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  Ass Kikn Drunks [4]
vs
  I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter! [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  Up Your Alley [4]
vs
  Low Ballers - Indy #2 [0]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Tuesday, February 20

POTW: Ken Shotwell
Spare Me
With 2 subs in the game, and the playoffs lurking Spare Me needed a big night to secure their spot in the playoffs. They came into the night tied for 3rd and after a close 1st game - the lads and ladies of Spare Me had their doubts about sealing the deal. Then Kenny decided to take over and roll a 177 in the 2nd game, not only launching Spare Me into the playoffs, but taking over the top spot in the league. Congrats Ken and Spare Me, good luck in the playoffs.
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xXx The Big Turkey xXx
  7:00 PM
Lanes 1 and 2
  Bourbon Crew [4]
vs
  Ass Kikn Drunks [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 3 and 4
  Up Your Alley [4]
vs
  Gutterballs [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 5 and 6
  Balls Deep in the Gutter Punks [4]
vs
  Low Ballers - Indy #2 [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  Spare Me [4]
vs
  I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter! [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  Pin Pals - Indy #3 [3]
vs
  After School Special - Indy #1 [1]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Tuesday, February 27

PLAYOFFS
4 Teams Advance
All teams Bowl.
(1v4) v (2v3)

1. Spare Me
2. Balls Deep*
3. Pin Pals
4. GutterBalls**

*Common Opponent Tie Breaker Won.
** Head to Head Tie Breaker Won.

Grudgematches:

Low Ballers challenge After School Special.
POTW: Carolyn Koenig
Spare Me
Although any championship is a team effort, Carolyn stepped it up big time in the second game of the night to put away the PinPals. The difference was 9 pins in the match, but Carolyn raised her score by 44 points to secure the win. Great job Carolyn.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 3 and 4
  I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter! [0]
vs
  Bourbon Crew [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 5 and 6
  Spare Me [3]
vs
  Gutterballs [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 7 and 8
  Balls Deep in the Gutter Punks [0]
vs
  Pin Pals - Indy #3 [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 9 and 10
  Low Ballers - Indy #2 [3]
vs
  After School Special - Indy #1 [1]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)