Bowling Schedule

Spring Co-ed Big Turkey Bowling Thursdays at Hollywood Bowl

Thursday, March 11

Byes
6-9 Splits, Pit of De-spare
POTW: Patrick
POTW: Patrick
EPD
There was a major battle Thursday night between huge rollers, Patrick of EPD and Josh of Happy Hookers. Two capped out scores in the first round brought expectations of an epic night through the Hollywood roof! What could happen next? What greatness would we see?

The competition in the second game was not what we expected. It was not a race for #1, but a solid race for last. While Happy Hooker, Josh struggled his way to a still respectable 118, Patrick brought the house down. Way down. Super down to a great low 90 to win the coveted position of great Underdog status, the bottom. Our winner of Player of the Week thanks to his ability to laugh himself to the best low score on the lanes! Well done, sir!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  EPD [3]
vs
  Happy Hookers [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  Douche Newton's [2]
vs
  Mangelina and the FERN [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Must Like Girls nee Special Math Club [4]
vs
  Mighty Mugs [0]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, March 18

POTW: Brad McGerald
POTW: Brad McGerald
Pit of De-spare
Making their first appearance at Thursday Big Turkey Bowling, Pit of De-spare brought out not only their big guns, but their Pirate Pride as well. Mr. McGerald took the Pirate idea a bit differently with an overcoat full of "Pirated" music and videos. On top of that, he bowled two great games helping Pit of De-spare get their first pair of wins for the season. Awesome!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  Pit of De-spare [4]
vs
  Must Like Girls nee Special Math Club [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  Douche Newton's [1]
vs
  Happy Hookers [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  6-9 Splits [4]
vs
  Mighty Mugs [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  EPD [1]
vs
  Mangelina and the FERN [3]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, March 25

POTW: Buck Janasak
POTW: Buck Janasak
6-9 Splits
I would like to give an award to Mr. Buck Janasak for having the slipperiest bowling shoes in the world. "Just watch this," said one of your teammates. "It's amazing, he falls down every time it's a good roll." Indeed, the next roll and Buck slips on the lane as he watches the ball roll, and roll, and... STRIKE! You couldn't help but watch every time he was up to roll. It was simply fantastic to watch. I think it's time to get some gum on those shoes, though...
  7:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  Mighty Mugs [0]
vs
  Douche Newton's [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  EPD [0]
vs
  Pit of De-spare [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Happy Hookers [4]
vs
  Mangelina and the FERN [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  6-9 Splits [0]
vs
  Must Like Girls nee Special Math Club [4]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, April 1

POTW: Prom Hookers
POTW: Prom Hookers
Happy Hookers
Oh, the Happy Hookers have done it again. Another theme night of pure awesome, Hooker style! Handmade boutonnieres and corsages were donned on their quite stylish prom apparel. Stetson cologne was re-hydrated and stanktified the lanes. The spiking flask beside the punch bowl filled with pitchers of PBR, dyed red. Is it punch? Is it blood? Wait... there's that bucket of blood! Bloody hatchet? Bloody gas mask? What the crap is going on?! It's horrible! Oh, the humanity!

OK, it wasn't horrible at all. As a matter of fact, it was simply stupendous. Paired with the team's actual photos from their own prom nights (which were last year, right?) and being so courteous to bring along plastic sheeting as to not leave a bloody mess behind; Happy Hookers made Prom Night a night to remember... FOREVER!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  Must Like Girls nee Special Math Club [4]
vs
  EPD [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  Happy Hookers [0]
vs
  Pit of De-spare [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Douche Newton's [3]
vs
  6-9 Splits [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Mighty Mugs [0]
vs
  Mangelina and the FERN [4]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, April 8

POTW: Jenifer Barefield
POTW: Jenifer Barefield
Mighty Mugs
Mighty Mugs were mighty creative during this week's Spririt Challenge! Rolling with the birthday theme from game 1, the ingenious Might Mugs scoured the alley looking for treasure to give to an unsuspecting Underdog player. A straw! The perfect gift, already wrapped! Their findings included a plastic skeleton, a plastic bat and the latest issue of bowling rag extraordinaire, The Van Port Bowling Newspaper. Great job guys! Truly impressive!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  Mighty Mugs [0]
vs
  EPD [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  Happy Hookers [4]
vs
  6-9 Splits [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Pit of De-spare [3]
vs
  Mangelina and the FERN [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Must Like Girls nee Special Math Club [4]
vs
  Douche Newton's [0]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, April 15

PLAYOFFS
Top 4 teams advance, ALL TEAMS BOWL!
Playoffs and NoTap action!
1. Must Like Girls nee Special Math Club
2. Pit of DeSpare
3. Happy Hookers
4. Mangelina and the FERNS

All teams bowl!
POTW: Buck Janasak
POTW: Buck Janasak
6-9 Splits
I mean, wow! First of all, that full body pajama action with drawn on bootie flap is pretty amazing. But wearing a blanket and pillow as your cover? Priceless! I can only imagine the delight on your team's face when you unveiled that hilariousness. Well done, indeed.
  7:00 PM 8:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  6-9 Splits [3]
vs
  Mighty Mugs [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  Must Like Girls nee Special Math Club [3]
vs
  Mangelina and the FERN [0]
Game Recap
  Must Like Girls nee Special Math Club [0]
vs
  Pit of De-spare [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Happy Hookers [0]
vs
  Pit of De-spare [3]
Game Recap
  Happy Hookers [3]
vs
  Mangelina and the FERN [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Douche Newton's [1]
vs
  EPD [3]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)