1. Alcoballics
2. I'd Hit That
3. Roger Dodgers
4. Not in the Face
5. Participation Trophy All Stars
6. Questionable Catch*
7. Hertz Donut
8. Kiss My Balls
9. Projectile Casting Crew*
10. Jingle Balls
11. Cavapoos

Tiebreakers:
*Head to Head
**Record against common opponents
***Points allowed against common opponents
****Total points allowed
*****Coin Flip