Dodgeball Schedule

Late Fall Monday Co-Ed Dodgeball at Friendly House

Monday, November 19

Byes
Make It Rain
 
Jeff Heitkamp....Still Got it
Jeff Heitkamp....Still Got it
Got Balls?
It's always good to see veteran players show up each season with a renewed passion for the game of dodgeball. What's even better is when they're able to take their game to a whole new level. Only the true dodgeballers understand how high a player must elevate their game to achieve DBall greatness. Some aren't willing to put in the work, some don't have the dedication, but a select few will play this game until the wheels fall off.
Jeff HeitKamp plays like a true vet. A skilled-player, that plays above the trash talk, yet always puts forth the effort to his team a fighting chance. The man's got a cannon that is never short of gunpowder and his accuracy improves each season.
So Congrats to Jeff Heitkamp, a dodgeballer who truly understands that you can't change the game of dodgeball but that this game changes you, he's our MONDAY NIGHT UNDERDOG DODGEBALL PLAYER OF THE WEEK!
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:40 PM
 
  Got Balls? [3]
vs
 
  Awesome Harder [6]
POTG: Ryan L
 
  Balls of Fury [1]
vs
 
  HAM [6]
POTG: Deanna F
7:00 PM
 
  Balls of Fury [2]
vs
 
  Got Balls? [3]
POTG: Nathan A
 
  Awesome Harder [4]
vs
 
  HAM [3]
POTG: Katie O
7:20 PM
POTG: THE WHOLE TEAM--For cooperating so well
 
  Über Pwnage [7]
vs
 
  T2T Wreckers [2]
POTG: Eric M
7:40 PM
POTG: Dennis G
 
  FIREBALLERZ [3]
vs
 
  T2T Wreckers [4]
POTG: Haelynne Barron--Clutch Plays

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, November 26

 
Jason Asher
Jason Asher
T2T Wreckers
T2T Wreckers have definitely bought into the idea of what USL Dodgeball is all about. Who'd a thunk it? You can actually be murderous on a dodgeball court and still have a ton of fun doing it. Well leave it up to team captain Jason Asher and his T2T squad to show you how it's done.
The Wreckers captain definitely set the tone for his team when he started off the first night's game donning a mullet-style wig that made him look like Joe Dirt's cousin. The Wreckers squad never took a break when it came to cheering their team on. Instead of playing it smart, Asher instructed his team to "play it dumb" keeping the laughter flowing.
Even a midst all the fun, the Wreckers showed they have dodgeball chops. After a tough loss in their first game to the always solid MAKE IT RAIN squad, Asher led the charge in their second game to come from behind and tie the match against the very seasoned and very tough BALLS OF FURY team.
Asher, never phased, flawlessly dodged, dipped, dove, ducked, and dodged in the match to keep his team in the game.
So Congrats to Jason Asher, our MONDAY NIGHT DODGEBALL PLAYER OF THE WEEK!
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:40 PM
 
  Make It Rain [5]
vs
 
  FIREBALLERZ [1]
POTG: Steve M
 
  Got Balls? [0]
vs
 
  Über Pwnage [5]
POTG: Mindy M
7:00 PM
 
  Make It Rain [4]
vs
 
  T2T Wreckers [1]
POTG: Ryan L
 
  FIREBALLERZ [2]
vs
 
  Got Balls? [5]
POTG: Darren E
7:20 PM
 
  T2T Wreckers [3]
vs
 
  Balls of Fury [3]
POTG: BOF-Matt Turkoly--Diving Catch, T2T-Logan Giacomini
 
  Über Pwnage [6]
vs
 
  HAM [1]
POTG: Jon L
7:40 PM
POTG: Katie O
POTG: Becky D
8:00 PM

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, December 3

 
Court 1
Court 2
6:40 PM
 
  T2T Wreckers [1]
vs
 
  Awesome Harder [10]
POTG: Mike R
 
  HAM [3]
vs
 
  FIREBALLERZ [4]
POTG: Will W
7:00 PM
 
  Awesome Harder [5]
vs
 
  Make It Rain [3]
POTG: Dejene T
 
  T2T Wreckers [1]
vs
 
  HAM [6]
POTG: Susanna L
7:20 PM
 
  Make It Rain [2]
vs
 
  Über Pwnage [4]
POTG: Alyson B
 
  FIREBALLERZ [1]
vs
 
  Balls of Fury [7]
POTG: Charli Z
7:40 PM
POTG: Darren E
 
  FIREBALLERZ [0]
vs
 
  Über Pwnage [8]
POTG: Ken R
8:00 PM
 
  Make It Rain [2]
vs
 
  Got Balls? [6]
POTG: Nathan A

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, December 10

 
Rookie Squad Sheds the Training Wheels
Rookie Squad Sheds the Training Wheels
Royal Blue Balls (Indy #1)
The Royal Blue Balls are past the learning curve. The rookie team has found their niche and is starting to emerge as an up-and-coming powerhouse. Though there a few dodgeball veterans among their ranks all newbie teams take some time to gel and get into the flow. Fortunately for this squad it couldn't have come at a better time.
Going 2-0-1 on the night, the Royal Blue Balls are a week away from the Holiday Break and are in high spirits knowing that there's plenty of time to get even better before playoffs.
This team has learned early, that you can't fear the ball. What was once a squad of runners and dodgers is now a tactical unit of gunners and catchers, playing almost more offense than defense.
So Congrats to the Royal Blue Balls for not only have you pulled together as a unit you shown the perfect combo of skill and sportsmanship trumps all but you are also OUR UNDERDOG MONDAY NIGHT DODGEBALL TEAM OF THE WEEK!
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:40 PM
 
  Make It Rain [5]
vs
 
  Balls of Fury [2]
POTG: Ryan L
 
  T2T Wreckers [0]
vs
 
  Got Balls? [8]
POTG: Jeff H
7:00 PM
POTG: Matt & Charlie--Epic Subs
 
  HAM [2]
vs
 
  Got Balls? [3]
POTG: Ann a
7:20 PM
 
  Über Pwnage [3]
vs
 
  Balls of Fury [4]
POTG: Whole Team--Great Teamwork
POTG: Katie S
7:40 PM
 
  Make It Rain [5]
vs
 
  HAM [3]
POTG: Clare M
 
  Awesome Harder [5]
vs
 
  FIREBALLERZ [2]
POTG: Mike R
8:00 PM
 
  Über Pwnage [6]
vs
 
  Awesome Harder [3]
POTG: Mindy M

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, December 17

 
Court 1
Court 2
6:40 PM
POTG: Whole Team--Great Sportsmanship
POTG: Ryan L
7:00 PM
 
  T2T Wreckers [1]
vs
 
  FIREBALLERZ [7]
POTG: Andrew T
 
  Awesome Harder [7]
vs
 
  Got Balls? [1]
POTG: Melissa Pelham--For Taking the Pelham 123
7:20 PM
 
  Balls of Fury [4]
vs
 
  HAM [1]
POTG: THE GIRLS!!!
7:40 PM
 
  HAM [2]
vs
 
  Über Pwnage [4]
POTG: Marne P
 
  Make It Rain [2]
vs
 
  FIREBALLERZ [5]
POTG: Steve M
8:00 PM
 
  Make It Rain [1]
vs
 
  Über Pwnage [5]
POTG: Alyson B

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, January 7

 
Malia Page
Malia Page
FIREBALLERZ...Taking it Up A Notch
To some, Dodgeball is simply a game. To others, it's a lifestyle. Some get it, some don't have a clue. However, if you watch close enough, you can see when dodgeballers make the transformation. When they morph from a player merely going through the motions into an instinctive and calculating dodgeball warrior.
Malia Page came into the league as all rookies do. You hear the opening day speech, maybe retain one or two of the rules but eventually you're thrown or in some cases, dragged out onto the court and you end up picking up the game "the hard way." You take your licks but in time you learn the tricks.
Malia decided enough was enough, and flipped the switch. No longer would she go out with a fight. In both of the Fireballerz games this week, Malia showcased some newly acquired skills. However, it was in her team's final match of the night where her new and improved game helped the most. In an extremely close match against a very strong veteran GOT BALLS? squad, Malia was no longer the easy target but played like a veteran to help her team finish on top in one of biggest nail-biters of the season.
So Congrats to Malia Page, OUR MONDAY NIGHT UNDERDOG DODGEBALL PLAYER OF THE WEEK!!!
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:40 PM
 
  Über Pwnage [8]
vs
 
  Awesome Harder [2]
POTG: Ken R
 
  HAM [4]
vs
 
  Make It Rain [2]
POTG: Luke B
7:00 PM
 
  Über Pwnage [5]
vs
 
  Balls of Fury [4]
POTG: Marne P
POTG: Sofia Stalliviere--Spectacular subbing
7:20 PM
POTG: Kelly S
 
  HAM [7]
vs
 
  T2T Wreckers [0]
POTG: Ann--Just 'cause she's from purple doesn't mean she's not awesome
7:40 PM
 
  T2T Wreckers [2]
vs
 
  Got Balls? [5]
POTG: Tammy C
 
  Balls of Fury [5]
vs
 
  FIREBALLERZ [2]
POTG: Deanna F
8:00 PM
 
  FIREBALLERZ [3]
vs
 
  Got Balls? [2]
POTG: Katie York--Last Woman Standing

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Monday, January 14

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
Playoffs on 1/14
ALL Teams Advance
T2T Wreckers forfeited to FIREBALLERZ.
League Ranking:
1. Uber Pwnage
2. Awesome Harder
3. Got Balls
4. Balls of Fury*
5. Royal Blue Balls
6. HAM
7. Make It Rain
8. FIREBALLERZ
9. T2T Wreckers

Tiebreakers:
*Head to Head
**Record against common opponents
***Points allowed by common opponents
****Total points allowed
*****Coin flip
 
Über Pwnage
Über Pwnage
UBER PWNAGE LEAGUE CHAMPS
It was no surprise after a nearly perfect season, that Uber Pwnage would be crowned the League Champs after a very dominant playoff performances. While the Uber Pwnage squad may have had some close matches during the season, the team stepped it up for the playoffs and made sure they kept their distance from their opponents on the scoreboard. As Uber Pwnage took the court before each match, opposing players and spectators alike knew that UP meant business. In each match, Uber Pwnage built their lead and maintained their sharp and punishing play until the final whistle.
Not only did the Champs light up the court with a display of pinpoint throws and tricky shots, they put on a NFL receiving clinic catching balls like they were getting paid to do it.
As the Final match commenced not even a strong and strategic veteran squad in HAM could knock Uber Pwnage out of their zone of dodgeball perfection.
So Congrats to Uber Pwnage, OUR UNDERDOG MONDAY NIGHT DODGEBALL LEAGUE CHAMPS!
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:40 PM
 
  Make It Rain [5]
vs
 
  Awesome Harder [4]
POTG: Ryan L
7:00 PM
 
  FIREBALLERZ [2]
vs
 
  Über Pwnage [7]
POTG: Brian G
 
  T2T Wreckers [1]
vs
 
  Awesome Harder [8]
POTG: Team Effort
7:20 PM
 
  HAM [4]
vs
 
  Got Balls? [3]
POTG: Whole Team--Excellent Communication
7:40 PM
POTG: Nathan A
8:00 PM
 
  Balls of Fury [2]
vs
 
  Über Pwnage [6]
POTG: Whole Team
 
  Make It Rain [0]
vs
 
  HAM [6]
POTG: Susanna L
8:20 PM
 
  HAM [2]
vs
 
  Über Pwnage [5]
POTG: Strong play by all

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)