Bowling Schedule

Winter Big Turkey Bowling at Hollywood Bowl Wednesdays

Wednesday, January 22

Aldo Silva
Aldo Silva
Do the Spurkey Dance!
The Spurkey: Correcting one's mistakes from their first roll three times in a row. AKA: three spares, one after another, after the other.
Pulling off a Spurkey is the perfect opportunity to pull out the coveted Spurkey dance. While there were plenty of renditions to hit the lane last night, Mr. Aldo Silva's Spurkey dance was nothing short of awe-inspiring-some. The origins of his infamous Spurkey shuffle are unmentionable on the interwebs, but next time you see the man, the myth, the legend dancing like a Turkey that just had a ******, be sure to ask Aldo how he came up with it.
 
Lanes 35 and 36
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44
Lanes 45 and 46
Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  Don't split, swallow! [4]
vs
  Pinheads [0]
Game Recap
  Thunderballs [0]
vs
  What Would The Jesus Do [4]
Game Recap
  Dry Bumpers [4]
vs
  Grab yer Balls [0]
Game Recap
  99 Problems But a Pin Ain't One [3]
vs
  Balls [1]
Game Recap
  Murder Pact [0]
vs
  Alpha Braodcasting team 2 [4]
Game Recap
  Alpha Braodcasting team 1 [3]
vs
  Bowled and Beautiful [1]
Game Recap
  Niners [1]
vs
  Whiskey Splits [3]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, January 29

Bennett Dewan
Bennett Dewan
Like a caged gorilla!
On a night when (most of) our Underdoggers rolled out of bed and put on their bowling shoes, there was no one to be found that gave bed head like Mr. Bennett Dewan. Draped in a robe straight from one's grandpa's closet, puppy dog slippers that made every lady swoon (albeit briefly), and a coffee mug full of tummy warming liquid, Bennett bowled his way into the exclusive database of Underdog POW's. We could talk about the dance moves - his tootsie roll and caged gorilla were, as the cool kids say, epic - or his ability to put back multiple mugs of mischief inducing liquids, but you'll have to come down to Hollywood bowl and see his antics in person to truly appreciate how awesome this dude is. I guess his team deserves some credit too; Alpha Broadcasting brought a onesie style that could not be matched. Surrounded by a Kangaroo, Superman, Red-nosed Rudolf herself, and a Foxy Lady, Bennett was definitely the king of the jungle tonight!
 
Lanes 35 and 36
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44
Lanes 45 and 46
Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  99 Problems But a Pin Ain't One [4]
vs
  Dry Bumpers [0]
Game Recap
  Bowled and Beautiful [0]
vs
  Niners [4]
Game Recap
  Don't split, swallow! [1]
vs
  Alpha Braodcasting team 2 [3]
Game Recap
  Alpha Braodcasting team 1 [4]
vs
  Whiskey Splits [0]
Game Recap
  Pinheads [0]
vs
  Grab yer Balls [4]
Game Recap
  What Would The Jesus Do [4]
vs
  Murder Pact [0]
Game Recap
  Balls [3]
vs
  Thunderballs [1]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, February 5

Grab yer Balls Chris McCabe
Grab yer Balls Chris McCabe
Pittsburgh, Stand Up!
It's cold here in Portland, but that didn't stop Pittsburgh's own Chris McCabe from heating up the lanes, showing his guns, and using his outdoor voice inside. Chris is synonym for fun, and his heckling of the other team (and our supervisor) is some of the best we've seen/heard in years. Of course it's all in jest, and that's why it's more than OK. Next week is pirate week, so look for the loud guy in McCutchen jersey and buy him a shot, or three; you won't be disappointed!
 
Lanes 35 and 36
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44
Lanes 45 and 46
Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  Thunderballs [0]
vs
  Whiskey Splits [4]
Game Recap
  Murder Pact [4]
vs
  Pinheads [0]
Game Recap
  Grab yer Balls [0]
vs
  Balls [4]
Game Recap
  Bowled and Beautiful [0]
vs
  Don't split, swallow! [4]
Game Recap
  Niners [0]
vs
  99 Problems But a Pin Ain't One [4]
Game Recap
  Dry Bumpers [4]
vs
  Alpha Braodcasting team 1 [0]
Game Recap
  Alpha Braodcasting team 2 [0]
vs
  What Would The Jesus Do [4]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, February 12

Jesse Wood
Jesse Wood
A Blouse Fit For A King (Or Queen)
Jesse is a staple in the Underdog community. On Sunday's you can find him kicking big red balls into oblivion, but Wednesday's are reserved for balls that already have holes in them. Last night, Jesse came dressed to impress with a blouse for the ages. Yes, it was slightly pirate-y, but he might as well been dancing to Lorde all night because our boy looked nothing short of Royal! And while Jesse had a hard time bowling anything but a 9, he still had the ladies (and an Underdog supervisor to be left unnamed) swooning!
 
Lanes 35 and 36
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44
Lanes 45 and 46
Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  Balls [3]
vs
  Alpha Braodcasting team 2 [1]
POTG: jaylene b
Game Recap
  Alpha Braodcasting team 1 [0]
vs
  99 Problems But a Pin Ain't One [4]
POTG: bennett d
Game Recap
  Bowled and Beautiful [0]
vs
  Murder Pact [4]
POTG: Clem T
Game Recap
  Don't split, swallow! [1]
vs
  Niners [3]
POTG: Aldo S
Game Recap
  Whiskey Splits [0]
vs
  What Would The Jesus Do [4]
POTG: Geoff G
Game Recap
  Grab yer Balls [0]
vs
  Thunderballs [4]
POTG: Chris - Grab yer sword!
Game Recap
  Pinheads [0]
vs
  Dry Bumpers [4]
POTG: Chirona S
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, February 19

Tara Jones
Tara Jones
She wears her sunglasses at night...
So she can, so she can....
I don't know the rest of the song, but I do know that Mrs. Tara Jones, and her Bowled and Beautiful crew, brought the fun last night at Wednesday Night Big Turkey Bowling. Dressed as characters straight out of the the cult classic Joe Dirte (that's right, with an e!), Tara and the BB's danced the night away. Strikes and spares brought on the onslaught of pom-pom tossing, stiff competition brought on the welcomed the cleavage distractions (these surely earn extra spirit tickets), and by the time the night was over, there was one team standing (on their chairs). Tara and the BB's; you're the ish! Can't wait to see those crazy lids next week!
 
Lanes 35 and 36
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44
Lanes 45 and 46
Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  What Would The Jesus Do [4]
vs
  Bowled and Beautiful [0]
POTG: Linda W
Game Recap
  Grab yer Balls [1]
vs
  Alpha Braodcasting team 2 [3]
POTG: jaylene b
Game Recap
  Alpha Braodcasting team 1 [4]
vs
  Pinheads [0]
POTG: shelly b
Game Recap
  Thunderballs [3]
vs
  Murder Pact [1]
POTG: Scott T
Game Recap
  Whiskey Splits [0]
vs
  Dry Bumpers [4]
POTG: Adrienne T
Game Recap
  Balls [4]
vs
  Niners [0]
POTG: Team of superheros!
Game Recap
  Don't split, swallow! [0]
vs
  99 Problems But a Pin Ain't One [4]
POTG: Justin F
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, February 26

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4 Teams Advance - All Teams Play!!!
Brad Geltz
Brad Geltz
Dry Bumpers
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Brad, happy birthday to youuu....
And many more, on your bowling score...
 
Lanes 35 and 36
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44
Lanes 45 and 46
Lanes 47 and 48
7:00 PM
  Balls [0]
vs
  What Would The Jesus Do [1]
POTG: Noah W
Game Recap
  Dry Bumpers [1]
vs
  99 Problems But a Pin Ain't One [0]
POTG: Chirona S
Game Recap
  Grab yer Balls [3]
vs
  Whiskey Splits [1]
POTG: McNabe - Just 'cause we like to spell it right.
Game Recap
  Murder Pact [0]
vs
  Don't split, swallow! [4]
POTG: Mariko - Prize ticket machine!
Game Recap
  Niners [4]
vs
  Thunderballs [0]
POTG: Mindy - Coming on strong in game 2!
Game Recap
  Alpha Braodcasting team 1 [4]
vs
  Alpha Braodcasting team 2 [1]
POTG: Monica - Thank goodness for Indiana hats!
Game Recap
  Bowled and Beautiful [0]
vs
  Pinheads [4]
POTG: Oliver - Games of his life!
Game Recap
8:00 PM
  Dry Bumpers [0]
vs
  What Would The Jesus Do [1]
POTG: Teri T
Game Recap
  Balls [1]
vs
  99 Problems But a Pin Ain't One [0]
POTG: Lee L
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)