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Early Spring Big Turkey Bowling Portland Tuesday 7pm - SPR[06] Big Turkey Bowling Portland Tuesday 7pm
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Team Schedule

Tuesday, March 21

7:00 PM Lanes 5 and 6
Visitor
vs
Roll your own, damn you!-Indy #1
Win
4 - 0

Tuesday, March 28

7:00 PM Lanes 5 and 6
Visitor
vs
Balls Deep
Win
4 - 0

Tuesday, April 4

7:00 PM Lanes 1 and 2
Visitor
vs
Bourbon Crew
Loss
1 - 3

Tuesday, April 11

7:00 PM Lanes 1 and 2
Home
vs
Gutter Punks
Win
4 - 0

Tuesday, April 18

7:00 PM Lanes 5 and 6
Visitor
vs
Ass Kickin' Drunks
Win
3 - 1

Tuesday, April 25

PLAYOFFS
7:00 PM Lanes 3 and 4
Home
vs
Bourbon Crew
Loss
1 - 3

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Second Place

Early Spring Big Turkey Bowling Portland Tuesday 7pm

Tuesday, April 25

POTW: Manon Tanner

Could have been Curling

After 'Googling' the name Manon, I can safely say that there is only one other Manon who has contributed to the world of sports like our Manon did this evening. That being Manon Rheaume, of hockey legend. She was the first woman to play professional hockey, maybe the toughest professional sport of the them all.

But shortly after 'googling' her name, I realized something. There are few sports where it you are asked to consume multiple beers, 1/6th of a pizza, and endure entertaining songs from your opponents, all while pursuing your sport.

Manon, of bowling legend, did just that tonight - and still pulled out a massive 199 to land her team into finals. So to you Manon I say to hell with professional hockey players with the same name. Could she do her sport 1/2 crocked on Red Hook and a belly full of pizza? Hell no! In fact, I'd bet that she trains in an entirely beer free environment. Hmmm, some sport.

So cheers to you Manon, you may share a name with someone who played hockey once upon a time, but my bet is you could out drink, out pizza, and out bowl her... even if we bowled on ice.

xxx The Big Turkey xxx

Tuesday, March 21

POTW: Adam Bonin

Could have been Curling

What kind of consultants did you say ya'll were again?
This weeks POTW and soon to be Big Turkey Bowling Consultant Adam not only rolled a league high 178, but also led his team to a team high 1057. I have a feeling the Bourbon Crew may have a little competition heading their way. Congrats Adam, no free beers for this, but I have a feeling the 10 your team got tonight will sustain you for at least another week.

xxx The Big Turkey xxx