Never Nudes

First Place

Spring Softcore Co-ed Kickball at King School Park - On Grass Sundays

That's right kickballers, take note. Never Nudes are good. Real good. I can hear you asking, "but do they look good doing it?"

"Heck yeah," I reply.

Jort strings a-danglin', Never Nudes first take out El Diablo's friend team, Disco Wizards in a dazzling display of offensive might. 24 on the board and still you could hear the "chugachuga, chugachuga" of Disco Wizards from the neighboring farmer's market.

El Diablo Roboticos pulled off an amazing win against number one seed, Intoxicated Smurfs with some great defensive efforts and a few golden feet that just couldn't stop kicking winners. The entire team pulled together for what would be their greatest game of the season and just at the right time, against the great Intoxicated Smurfs team.

Never Nudes then came to play Rudabega Stus, who had just come off a win against Team Manifest Destiny in a very close game. Never Nudes poured on the kicks. Though there were some fielding problems here and there, Never Nudes were able to hold Rudabega Rudabega Rudabega Stuuuuus to 6 runs kicked in. Great effort on both sides, but it was Never Nudes heading to the big show.

It was the grand finale to a great season. Never Nudes vs. El Diablo Roboticos. Two great tastes that go great together.

Never Nudes started off the first inning in the kicker's box and began the finals with some great kicking and base running. They were able to put up enough runs in that first half inning to head out onto the defensive side with confidence and were able to keep El Diablo down to only a few runs for most of the game. Meanwhile, Never Nudes just kept kicking huge and put some great shots into the field. El Diablo Roboticos just couldn't stop the bleeding (oiling?) and Never Nudes finished off the long day of kickballin' with another great win and the championship.