Kickball Schedule

Spring Softcore Co-ed Kickball at King School Park - On Grass Sundays

Sunday, April 11

Double Headers
intoxicated Smurfs
Byes
the bash
 
POTW: Herm and Ian
POTW: Herm and Ian
The Rudabaga Stus
Herm and Ian had an incredible display of team work on Sunday at King School. Herm went for a pop-up that got caught in the wind. Ian sensed that assistance was needed. Herm, the unselfish player that he is, decided that he would involve his team in a stylish play. He popped the ball off his chest and Ian made a diving catch for the third out of the inning! It was clearly planned and the crowd went wild!
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
POTG: Whole Team
12:00 PM
POTG: Keith F
1:00 PM
2:00 PM
POTG: Ian and Herm
3:00 PM
POTG: Kevin S
4:00 PM
 
  humpbacks [5]
vs
 
  intoxicated Smurfs [13]
POTG: Katy R
5:00 PM
 
  Balls & Dolls [2]
vs
 
  Balls a Flyin [16]
POTG: Jimmy S
6:00 PM
 
  Never Nudes [6]
vs
 
  Sparkle Motion [5]
POTG: Amanda F

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, April 18

Double Headers
Kick Tease- Indy #1
Byes
the bash
 
POTW: Pitcher
POTW: Pitcher
The Frontians
Enthusiastic pitcher with a positive attitude and an awesome swami hat and beaded hula skirt!
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  Sparkle Motion [3]
vs
 
  humpbacks [18]
POTG: Shaun B
12:00 PM
POTG: Bryan H
1:00 PM
POTG: Russell S
2:00 PM
 
  Disco Wizards [3]
vs
 
  Never Nudes [9]
POTG: Blair A
3:00 PM
4:00 PM
POTG: Luke B
5:00 PM
POTG: Claire S
6:00 PM

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, April 25

Double Headers
The Frontians
Byes
the bash
 
POTW: Robert Dreyer
POTW: Robert Dreyer
Kick Tease- Indy #1
With 2 outs in the bottom of the 6th inning, the Never Nudes were up 7 - 2 and seemed to be cruising to victory. With the bases loaded, the ever-humble Rob Dreyer stepped up to the plate and unloaded a thunderous boom of a kick towards right-center. When the dust settled, the bases were clear and the score was suddenly 7 - 6. Kick Tease now had the momentum and went on to complete a classic kickball come from behind victory in the 7th!
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
POTG: Linsay m
12:00 PM
 
  Balls & Dolls [8]
vs
 
  The Frontians [9]
POTG: Tom M
1:00 PM
2:00 PM
POTG: Nathan E
3:00 PM
 
  2 Left Feet [6]
vs
 
  humpbacks [10]
POTG: Zabeth C
4:00 PM
POTG: Ethel B
5:00 PM
6:00 PM
POTG: Robert D

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, May 2

Double Headers
Chewbacca's Wreckin Ballasz- Indy #2
Byes
the bash
 
POTW: Jonathan Blasher
POTW: Jonathan Blasher
humpbacks
Jonathon Blasher is a badass kickball player. He pitches, he fields, he kicks, he scores... all with skill and grace. It's no surprise then that the Humpbacks insisted he receive player of the game honors. However, it wasn't his awesome skills that earned him the honor. With 2 outs in the bottom of the 7th a long fly ball came to Blasher in center field. Perhaps looking ahead to the post game celebration at Mississippi Pizza, a momentary lapse in his awesomeness allowed the ball to pass through his arms and directly to the "bathing suit area" leaving Blasher doubled over in pain and his teammates doubled over in laughter. He made a full recovery, as did his team, who cruised to victory. For courage in the face of danger, Jonathon Blasher is our player of the week.
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  Balls & Dolls [3]
vs
 
  2 Left Feet [6]
POTG: Tarra C
12:00 PM
POTG: Nick L
1:00 PM
POTG: Tim M
2:00 PM
3:00 PM
4:00 PM
POTG: Travis O
5:00 PM
 
  The Frontians [0]
vs
 
  Never Nudes [9]
POTG: Sarah C
6:00 PM

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, May 9

Double Headers
Balls & Dolls
Byes
the bash
 
POTW: Tamara Taylor
POTW: Tamara Taylor
Chewbacca's Wreckin Ballasz- Indy #2
It was high noon on the grassy fields of King School Park when the Balls & Dolls squared off against Chewbacca's Wreckin' Ballasz. A rusty sign that read "No hardball allowed" rattled in the shifting breeze. After nearly an hour of battle, the two teams were locked in an 8-8 dead heat. It was then that Tamra Taylor stepped up to the plate with 2 outs in the bottom of the 7th*. She calmly wiped the sweat from her brow and pummeled the large red ball with her foot, driving home the winning run and sending the crowd in to frenzied chants of "Tamara! Tamara!" (*some facts in this report may have been embellished for dramatic effect)
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  humpbacks [4]
vs
 
  The Rudabaga Stus [5]
POTG: Brian L
12:00 PM
1:00 PM
 
  Balls & Dolls [8]
vs
 
  Never Nudes [17]
POTG: Alex S
2:00 PM
 
  Sparkle Motion [13]
vs
 
  The Frontians [4]
POTG: Matt B
3:00 PM
POTG: Erin L
4:00 PM
 
  Disco Wizards [12]
vs
 
  Balls a Flyin [2]
POTG: Nick T
5:00 PM
POTG: Rosco Jenkins
6:00 PM

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, May 16

Double Headers
2 Left Feet
Byes
the bash
 
POTW: Team Balls & Dolls!
POTW: Team Balls & Dolls!
Balls & Dolls
Balls & Dolls really know how to make a great time out of some good old fashioned kickball action. So they lost by 19 runs? Who cares?! Lots of dancin', jokin', hecklin', yellin' and laughin' out there through to the end. In true underdog form, they embraced their loss with such glee that they had to get photo documentation! Well done, Balls & Dolls. Your team is what Underdogger dreams are made of.
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
POTG: Keith S
12:00 PM
 
  Sparkle Motion [11]
vs
 
  2 Left Feet [4]
POTG: Ellie P
1:00 PM
POTG: w/ 2 Left Feet
2:00 PM
POTG: John M
3:00 PM
 
  The Frontians [9]
vs
 
  humpbacks [14]
POTG: Monica C
4:00 PM
POTG: Mike Reed
5:00 PM
6:00 PM
POTG: Nichole "Vicious Tlingit" M

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, May 23

PLAYOFFS
2 Left Feet forfeited to El Diablo Roboticos.
Playoffs on 5/23 and 6/6... All Teams Advance
Watch this space for seeding information and game times...
#1 Seed has a 1st Round Bye
#14/15 playin game to face #1.

1. Intoxicated Smurfs
2. Never Nudes ***
3. Team Manifest Destiny
4. El Diablo Roboticos ***
5. The Rudabaga Stus
6. humpbacks **
7. Kick Tease
8. Chewbacca's Wreckin' Ballasz Indy #2
9. Disco Wizards ****
10. The Frontians
11. 2 Left Feet **
12. Sparkle Motion ***
13. ChaseLawPDX.com Avengers
14. Balls a Flyin'
15. Balls n Dolls

Tie Breakers
* Head to Head
** Record against Common Opponents
*** Runs against vs Common Opponents
**** Total Runs Scored
***** Coin Flip
 
POTW: Scott Read
POTW: Scott Read
Chewbacca's Wreckin Ballasz- Indy #2
Other than a sportscenter-worthy, run-saving, diving catch through the rain and mud of King School Park, Scott Read's performance Sunday was nothing out of the ordinary for him. His soft-spoken leadership and steady performance led his team to another victory. For consistency and excellent sportsmanship he receives our player of the week honors.
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
POTG: Matt "Squirmy Squax" M
12:00 PM
 
  Disco Wizards [11]
vs
 
  humpbacks [10]
POTG: Kevin R
2:00 PM
POTG: Nathan E
3:00 PM
 
  Balls a Flyin [10]
vs
 
  Balls & Dolls [9]
POTG: Kim S
4:00 PM
POTG: Scott M
5:00 PM
POTG: Keith S
6:00 PM

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, June 6

PLAYOFFS
Rainout to be made up on 6.13
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
1:00 PM
2:00 PM

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, June 13

PLAYOFFS
Chewbacca's Wreckin Ballasz- Indy #2 forfeited to El Diablo Roboticos.
 
POTW: Team El Diablo Roboticos
POTW: Team El Diablo Roboticos
You, friends, are amazing. Every game was a ton of fun out there and it's all your fault. Chugachuga chugachuga, WOOT WOOT! Taking what would have been some down time at the start of the day and instead creating one of the most fun pick-up games I've seen, pulling it together for the big win against Intoxicated Smurfs (the #1 seed!?) and having a friggin' great time in the finals, even into the final innings as you watched the win slip away? That was an awesomely good time, EDR. You are exactly what Underdog champions are made of! Champions of the heart...
 
Field 1
12:00 PM
POTG: Team Diablo
1:00 PM
 
  Disco Wizards [10]
vs
 
  Never Nudes [24]
POTG: Michael J
2:00 PM
POTG: Team Rudabega
3:00 PM
POTG: Tim S
4:00 PM
POTG: Sarah M

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)