Bowling Schedule

Late Spring Co-ed Bowling Thursdays at Hollywood Bowl 7pm

Thursday, May 7

Next week is Ninja Night
POTW: Ben Nelson
POTW: Ben Nelson
Ben Nelson's 30 Minute Prostate Evaluation.
Can we get serious for a minute, folks? Team photos really make a team. It's true. It's been proven many times over after seasons upon seasons of data collection. A good team photo means a fun and long lasting team. Ben's teams have thrown the team photo out the window for the last few seasons, but then there was Late Spring...

We can all agree that the team name, Ben Nelson's 30 Minute Prostate Evaluation, is just about the funniest thing ever, right? Now, I know it was the workings of executive UD back-talkers, but wow. Ben not only kept the name, but took it one step further in a hilarious photo session that one can only hope will be suitable for the Underdog website. Every step will be taken to make it so. It's that frackin' good.

POTW goes to Ben for being an underdog extraordinaire. Well done, sir.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  Bowl Movement [0]
vs
  Munsoned again!!! [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  Special Math Club [3]
vs
  Ben Nelson's 30 Minute Prostate Evaluation. [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Don't F wit da Jesus [1]
vs
  I don't roll on Shabbos! [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Hot Mustard [3]
vs
  Da' Spares [1]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, May 14

POTW: Duck Ninjas
POTW: Duck Ninjas
Bowl Movement
Huzzah and Kudos to all the Bowl Movement team for coming together for Ninja Night on Thursday. The sizable team was able to arrive in green and gold with daggers, head wraps, and one man with the best Japanese Martial Artist wig I've ever seen. Bowl Movement is a force to be reckoned with, not really in bowling, but in Underdog Spirit. Keep up the good work, BMs.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  Special Math Club [4]
vs
  I don't roll on Shabbos! [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  Munsoned again!!! [0]
vs
  Ben Nelson's 30 Minute Prostate Evaluation. [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Don't F wit da Jesus [4]
vs
  Hot Mustard [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Bowl Movement [0]
vs
  Da' Spares [4]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, May 21

POTW: katie bergen
POTW: katie bergen
Don't F wit da Jesus
Happy Birthday Katie aka MOUTH! A great showing from Don't F Wit Da Jesus, all arriving for the birthday festivities in White Trash regalia. Lots of denim, white, and a couple low class street walkers/baby's mommas. The cupcakes in ice cream cones was a nice (and delicious) touch. Sometime late in the evening, the leftover cupcakes were used in the Underdog vs. Hollywood staff battle. Guess who won? BIG TURKEY BOWLER Huff! UD and HOLLY walked away in shame. Of course a BTB member would win. I like to think the win was in Mouth's honor, though. Congratulations, Katie. White Trash B-Day at BTB was a huge success.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  Ben Nelson's 30 Minute Prostate Evaluation. [4]
vs
  I don't roll on Shabbos! [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  Hot Mustard [1]
vs
  Bowl Movement [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Da' Spares [4]
vs
  Don't F wit da Jesus [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Munsoned again!!! [0]
vs
  Special Math Club [4]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, May 28

POTW: Orion Ludlow
POTW: Orion Ludlow
Munsoned again!!!
It may have been the ghost of Ethel from Milwaukie. Or the 25 year old baby powder. Or the juu-juu from buying an old ladies ball from Goodwill. Whatever it was, Orion had it going ON this Thursday night! He was over the river and almost through the woods to enjoy a delicious Thanksgiving, but alas, it wasn't in the cards. Orion still enjoyed the sweet smell of success (or aged baby powder as it was) as he helped his team to victory. Way to go Orion! Everyone head to Goodwill for 80s balls!
  7:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  I don't roll on Shabbos! [4]
vs
  Bowl Movement [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  Munsoned again!!! [4]
vs
  Don't F wit da Jesus [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Hot Mustard [0]
vs
  Ben Nelson's 30 Minute Prostate Evaluation. [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Special Math Club [4]
vs
  Da' Spares [0]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, June 4

POTW: BM Soccer Moms
POTW: BM Soccer Moms
Bowl Movement
Bowl Movement has brought out their own spirit squad for the past couple nights of Thursday BTB @ Holly. This past Thursday was a great one with all the BMs donned in their finest striped socks and headbands for their own Soccer theme night and bringing a couple of their mothers along for the festivities. These soccer moms cheered and chanted with their team and even brought delicious granola bars and capri suns for the kids. Hilarity ensued. I know Katie of Don't F Wit Da Jesus was especially honored by your chant of "Mouth, Mouth, Mouth" over and over again. Wow. Still laughing a full day later.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  Don't F wit da Jesus [4]
vs
  Bowl Movement [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  Da' Spares [0]
vs
  Ben Nelson's 30 Minute Prostate Evaluation. [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Hot Mustard [0]
vs
  Special Math Club [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  I don't roll on Shabbos! [0]
vs
  Munsoned again!!! [4]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, June 11

PLAYOFFS
? Teams Advance, Top Four Make the Playoffs, Everybody Bowls
Watch this space for seeding information and game times...
1. Special Math Club
2. Ben Nelson's 30 Minute Prostate Exam
3. Munsoned Again!!!
4. Da' Spares*
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5. Don't F Wit da Jesus
6. I Don't Roll on Shabbos!
7. Hot Mustard
8. Bowl Movemen

* Won Tiebreaker (Head to Head)
POTW: Thongs & Gongs
POTW: Thongs & Gongs
I don't roll on Shabbos!
Absolutely the best theme night I have ever seen in Big Turkey Bowling. Between the thongs, gongs, obscene stretches for spirit coupons, lane dancing, and general hilarity that goes with such things, I simply don't think anyone will be able to beat this one out. AND you win the No-Tap competition? Friggin' awesome. Well done, I Don't Roll on Shabbos!
  7:00 PM 8:00 PM
Lanes 41 and 42
  Bowl Movement [1]
vs
  Don't F wit da Jesus [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 43 and 44
  Special Math Club [0]
vs
  Da' Spares [3]
Game Recap
  Da' Spares [0]
vs
  Ben Nelson's 30 Minute Prostate Evaluation. [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Ben Nelson's 30 Minute Prostate Evaluation. [3]
vs
  Munsoned again!!! [0]
Game Recap
  Special Math Club [0]
vs
  Munsoned again!!! [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Hot Mustard [0]
vs
  I don't roll on Shabbos! [4]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)