Jimmy Chitwood. Rocky Balboa. Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger. The Slow Summer Sloths. All of these athletes know what it means to face tough odds. Like the others before them, The Slow Summer Sloths laid it all on the line and walked away champions in the end. In the "last game" of his USL Football career, Brian Tomalak led his team past an extremely fast, talented, and previously undefeated Softcore Fun Seekers. Tomalak threw for 7 TDs all the while sporting a scruffy, Brett Favre-esque beard. Both teams aired it out and scored early n' often but it was great clock management that allowed the Sloths to take the lead for good with a TD and 1 pt. conversion with only :36 left. Final score: Slow Summer Sloths - 48 Softcore Fun Seekers - 47.
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| Team | Wins | Losses | Draws |
Ranking Points |
Points Allowed |
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| 1 | Softcore Fun Seekers | 7 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 216 | ||
| 2 | Slow Summer Sloths | 5 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 287 | ||
| 3 | Hot Wet Pink-Indy #2 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 244 | ||
| 4 | Indy #1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 267 | ||
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The Summer Grass Midcore Championship at Willamette Park was a veritable Clash of the Titans. Less Than Perfect and Not So Fast Not So Furious came out swinging and both teams were in top form. In a QB duel for the history books, Brian Tomalak (LTP) and Tommy Moore (NSFNSF) traded bombs and TDs all afternoon. The momentum shifted for good halfway through the 2nd half when Tomalak teleported himself in front of a rare errant pass by Moore and took it to the house for the coffin nail pick6. When the dust finally settled, it was Less Than Perfect who emerged victorious to the final tune of: Less Than Perfect - 53 NSFNSF - 49
View Less Than Perfect Team Page
| Team | Wins | Losses | Draws |
Ranking Points |
Points Allowed |
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| 1 | Less Than Perfect | 7 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 475 | ||
| 2 | Not so Fast Not so Furious | 6 | 4 | 0 | 12 | 339 | ||
| 3 | Alcoholics Anonymous | 5 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 359 | ||
| 4 | Backyard Ballers | 4 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 235 | ||
| 5 | PDX-Cons | 4 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 348 | ||
| 6 | Mo's MadDawgs! | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 403 | ||
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