Fall Softcore Co-ed Kickball at Westmoreland Park Wednesday

Not only did we learn that Tracy can't get on base with out doing her pre-kick routine of circling home plate, but we also learned that she's a lefty. CRAZY!
In an intense game that had more close calls than a lucky squirrel making it across 205 in rush hour, Tracy and her crazy Winning, Losing, and Boozing crew pulled out all the stops on their way to hard fought victory over Last Minute Chaos. Fellow bunters take note of Tracy's form: She assumes a sprinter position about 3 feet behind home. As the pitch is released, Tracy's happy foot begins to rise. Swinging her boot like a pendulum, she usually sends it right up the third base line, making it damn near impossible to make a play. She then turns on the afterburners and runs ALL the way through first, often times halfway to right field. It's pretty picture perfect folks. Now if we could only get her to agree with the umpire while she plays short... :)

The grass games tonight played right into Neal's strong suit....monster kicks. With home plate set in deep center field due to the muddy infield....the dirt was an automatic home run. This small change made a huge difference for Neal and the "Winners, Loosers & Boozers". Neal stepped up the the plate and watched as the ball skipped across the damp grass....with a two step run up he booted the kickball high and deep. The "snatcher in the rye" defense was ready but when the ball came back into the atmosphere it was past the grass line and into the dirt......there was nothing left to do but cheer, high five, and congratulate Neal on his grand slam. Neal humbly thanked creatine, heavy weights, and his well shaped hair. Congratulations, you are the player of the week.

Ron brought his "last minute chaos" team together for what must have been the pre-game talk of the season. Team "Last Minute Chaos" has been improving each week and on week 6 they found their groove. Defense was tight, bunts were down the line, and runners were on to the next base at every chance. Ron, you are the player of the game for harnessing the chaotic energy and beating the league leading, undefeated "Ro-Sham-bo".